[PARAM]

They also say that everything east of the San Andreas is going to fall into the Atlantic ocean when it let's go next time.

I hope it's on a Tuesday, when the Rams have off. ....... and of course I hope you're living East of it!

[Hacksaw]

I hope it's on a Tuesday, when the Rams have off. ....... and of course I hope you're living East of it!

Reread what I quipped, unless you don't want me to reside on the island of California?

[dieterbrock]

My only experience with earthquakes was back in 2011.
My family was on a vacation in Virginia Beach. Everyone was on the beach and I was back at the house doing work. Was the 3rd floor on a beach house on stilts. The whole house started shaking and I was freaking out. But at the same time I thought it was because the garbage truck was next door.
My family didn’t feel a thing on the beach. Haha
https://pilotonline.com/news/local/envi ... aa44a.html

[snackdaddy]

Reread what I quipped, unless you don't want me to reside on the island of California?

I remember my father getting the LA Times in the early 70's. They had an article with a diagram of how they thought half of California would slide into the ocean. I told him highway 99 might be the new coastal highway and our property value would go up with beachfront property.

[RedAlice]

I have too many earthquake experiences.
For most I was young.

Most recent, I just immediately go to a door jam I think is solid and wait. My cottage apparently wasn’t on a solid foundation, and even tho it was a minor one, felt like the whole house would fall down the hill. Then. It stopped.

I experienced one of the major ones that hit LA in a high rise in San Diego. The whole building swayed - freaky. That was the worst cuz I was up 15 stories and couldn’t figure out how we would get out. Was ok.

For Northridge, or one like that. My teenage sister had just had her baby boy and was living w me. All I member is msssive panic to grab the baby. Was a long one that felt forever. Broke tons of stuff in the house while we stood in a doorway arching over the baby.

Im sure one next will be way worse.

I wouldnt choose to live anywhere else tho.

[Stranger]

Ok, no one is going to believe me. But here goes anyway. I know when an earthquake is going to hit in advance of them actually hitting. I've been this way almost all my life. Now, I don't have a lot of advance warning, say anywhere from 30 secs to 3 mins beforehand. But I sense it. I'm 100% accurate. If you need proof, you can ask my wife

[St. Loser Fan]

[Elvis]

I know this stuff isn't funny but it's starting to remind me of the South Park episode on the Church and child molestation where one of the bishops says:

Cardinals, bishops, and priests, an American priest by the name of-a Maxi has brought to our attention the most troubling of news. All over his-a country there are reports of children being molested by men of the Church. If things continue this way, we'll never be able to have sex with young boys again!

I mean men all over must be thinking, "man if this keeps up, i'm gonna have to stop sexually harassing the women who work for me..."

[RamsFanSince82]

I thought only men that are 75+ called women "dollface".

[St. Loser Fan]

I wonder how busy Jim Irsay and Jerry Jones’ lawyers are tonight?