[CanuckRightWinger]

So Jimmy Pandora'sBox Haslam, clearly a graduate of the University of Zimbabwe MBA Program, guaranteed 100% of Deshaun Watson's uber-fat 5-Year $230 Million deal eh?

Hoo-boy....where to start??

Okay...Watson DOES have that Russell Wilson, Kyler Murray, Lamar Jackson type running ability.....sorta 90-ish Attempts for 450-ish Yards per season the last 3 years (5.0 YPC) is all good stuff...
...but it also exposes your $230 Mil asset to getting a Dak Prescott scrambling-type of injury too, no???!!!

BUT, per our insightful friend's from Kansas earlier post:
CHECK OUT DESHAUN WATSON'S PER GAME CAREER PASSING STATS** vs. A QB WE ALL KNOW....

PRICEY QB...SPAN/GAMES.......COM...ATT...PYDS....TD...INT.....Sk...RushATT....RushYDS
WATSON (2017-20, 54 Gm).......22.0...32.4..269.2...1.9...0.7.....3.2...5.7Rush...31.1 RushYds
J.GOFF (2016-21, 83 Gms)........22.3...35.1..258.0...1.5...0.8.....2.0...2.2Rush...4.8 RushYds

....AND, let's remember that Watson hasn't made a NFL Pass since December 2020....so, the Browns should just assume Watson will pick up where he left off?? With a whole new Offensive Scheme, with all new WRs.....I mean, in Houston DW did have Brandon Cooks, Will Fuller, and some guy named Deandre Hopkins to throw to, eh!!
Not to mention the Legal Distractions of umpteen Civil Lawsuits

ME: HEY, Haslam.....enjoy your new acquistion eh!!!

**per stathead.com

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[Hacksaw]

I'd say our QB situation is a lot better than theirs no matter how fast he can run. Don't think he'll do time but he's not fast enough to out run his rep. Dog-ma.

[Joe Pendleton]

i read the NY Times article @St. Loser Fan and that is not cool (in my neck of the woods).. dude creeps me out, man

[Haden]

i read the NY Times article @St. Loser Fan and that is not cool (in my neck of the woods).. dude creeps me out, man

Spot on, Watson is a creep and a scumbag. Haslam deserves Watson...WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AvengerRam]

Man, the Browns are desperate. Hitching their wagons to this guy? Sheesh.

[Haden]

Man, the Browns are desperate. Hitching their wagons to this guy? Sheesh.

+1

[CanuckRightWinger]

How about Watson's lawyer Rusty Hardin last week declaring publicly that his client didn't do anything wrong because "a happy ending is NOT illegal."

ME: Did Rusty Hardin maybe borrow that line from the Robert Kraft defense team???

Hey Mr. Hardin, lemme help you out with some other helpful courtroom lines you can use in Watson's defense in the future:

Hey, your Honor.....how about a little perspective? I mean, it's not like my client was selling military secrets to the Russians, right??!!

Let me remind the jury, that my client is a sensitive and empathetic young man who feels America's pain over the widespread violence in our nation caused by firearms. Proof of this is the fact that NEVER, from any of his 24 accusers.....was there ever any mention of my client employing gunplay during either their negotiating, nor their actual encounters! I think this speaks volumes about the kindness and humanity of my client!!

Hey, Members of the Jury......lets remember that every guy needs a hobby, eh?


Man alive.....sure looks like the Cleveland braintrust messed up on that due diligence thang, eh!!

Seriously, there is talk of the NFL now suspending Watson for all of 2022....the whole season.