[Haden]

A man was eating at a restaurant. He noticed that the waiter's thumb was touching the soup when he brought the appetizer to the table.

"Excuse me. Half of your thumb was in my soup."

"Oh I am sorry!"

As the guy was enjoying the soup, the waiter brought out the main course. Again, his thumb was sticking in the food.

"Didn't I ask that you leave your thumb out of my food?"

"I am sorry sir! I have a medical condition on my thumb and the doctor recommended that I keep it warm all the time."

Really annoyed, the guy said, "you know what, I have a recommendation for you. Why don't you stick the thumb up your warm ass instead?"

"Oh yes sir. That's what I do when I am not holding a plate."

[Hacksaw]

Never knew there were tho many thumb jokes Thpecial.