[Elvis]

Rams up to #2 on Sportico (pretty sure Forbes comes out in September):

[Elvis]

[St. Loser Fan]

Cowboys never need to win a Super Bowl ever again and yet they still come out on top.

[Elvis]

Here's the whole list:

2024 NFL valuations, per Sportico
1. Dallas Cowboys, $10.32 billion
2. Los Angeles Rams, $7.79 billion
3. New York Giants, $7.65 billion
4. New England Patriots, $7.31 billion
5. San Francisco 49ers, $6.86 billion
6. New York Jets, $6.8 billion
7. Miami Dolphins, $6.76 billion
8. Philadelphia Eagles, $6.75 billion
9. Las Vegas Raiders, $6.7 billion
10. Washington Commanders, $6.3 billion
11. Chicago Bears, $6.26 billion
12. Houston Texans, $6.01 billion
13. Atlanta Falcons, $5.9 billion
14. Seattle Seahawks, $5.59 billion
15. Pittsburgh Steelers, $5.55 billion
16. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, $5.5 billion
17. Denver Broncos, $5.49 billion
18. Kansas City Chiefs, $5.43 billion
19. Green Bay Packers, $5.39 billion
20. Minnesota Vikings, $5.32 billion
21. Tennessee Titans, $5.29 billion
22. Los Angeles Chargers, $5.22 billion
23. Cleveland Browns, $5.14 billion
24. Carolina Panthers, $5.13 billion
25. Baltimore Ravens, $5.12 billion
26. Buffalo Bills, $5.08 billion
27. Indianapolis Colts, $4.99 billion
28. Detroit Lions, $4.93 billion
29. Arizona Cardinals, $4.85 billion
30. New Orleans Saints, $4.79 billion
31. Jacksonville Jaguars, $4.76 billion
32. Cincinnati Bengals, $4.71 billion

The Chargers are interesting. At $5.2 billion they sure are worth a lot more than they were when they moved to LA but at 22nd, they're ranked with teams like Tennessee and Carolina who have similar market size to San Diego. So what would they be worth if they were still in SD?

Who knows...

[St. Loser Fan]

The Dolphins seem to be high.

[St. Loser Fan]

Owning vs renting.

[Elvis]

Not NFL but Celtics just sold for the most of any US sports franchise ever. Those 2025 NFL valuations probably gonna be something to see: