[Will0120]

My ass got beat so bad this week, I'm considering suing Will for assault and battery.

Honestly, 90 something is not a low scoring week, I just got luckier than you with some monster performances from some unlikely players

[Joe Pendleton]

stanby y'all! Joe P is doin' some "home cookin'" (yes, R Wilson is my guy).. first install in a few!

[Joe Pendleton]

.. as promised! the first install of RFFL wk 3 edition (with just a hint a' salt:) for a "super bizarro amigos" Los Ramos loss (hint to McSnead).. "RUNNING GAME"but, i digress -

W - Elvis (102) L - Flash (93)
welcome to the “over 500” club Mod, altho i’m not sure how good ya can feel winning with TE G “skittles” (effen’niner), and RB J Mixon who can hold onto the rock (unlike our RB).. jus sayin’ what were all thinking y’all!
Flash, welcome to the “under 500 club”.. I actually really like your lineup, idk what’s with your lead RB B Hall tho(2 pts) and the J-E-T-S? Talk about a train wreck of a season, sheesh! Ya know you’ve “screwed the pooch” when Broadway Joe calls you out.. shameful really. btw your WR G Pickens is from another planet. just unbelievable

W - Indrid (102) L - Cardinal (93) * not a typo (see same score above)!
Is weird rt? Indrid, QB L Jacson netted ya 25pts and with your roster, that is good as gold (i had the cat one year, loved all those rush yds)! I would fire your TE (Waller NYG) the Giants are so horrible (and yes, see da Bears)
Cardinal, QB D Prescott had an awful game (and Dallas D too).. they were beaten by your team rt? (AZ).. dude ya need WR’s.. like real bad (yes, you can even save your season)! Time to get “jiggy with it” * translation “WW”

W - Professor (107) L - Gareth (46)
I saw QB D Carr go down and i thought the Professor was cooked. “no problem brah”, enter WR K Allen (34 pts), and he didn’t even catch a TD.. he threw one! like 50 yds!!! your team appears blessed bro
Gareth, idk my Friend.. Imma thinkin’ your trying to “corner the waiver wire market” (by maintaining #1 priority “WW status”) like, all season! stick with that day job brother (jk)

W - Red (118) L - Xheryk (90)
so Red, i gotta ask? ya have an “inside source” on FA’s? lol, seems like you’re always a step ahead of the rest of us on the ol’ WW. well done i say! how ‘bout dem sea-hags comeback? RB K Walker (27 pts), and my guy QB G Smith (i secretly pull for the man)
Xheryk, well it was a rather unremarkable day for your roster (no one blew up).. ya still over .500 tho, and it is a l-o-o-o ng season, stay the course my friend

2nd edition to follow

[AltiTude Ram]

Nice recap but looking forward to your excuses next week.

Oh and by the way, I hope you were in Las Vegas last week Joe! You went 5 for 5 in your picks.

[Joe Pendleton]

hah! i saw that.. i should have been there!!! g-luck this wknd (& tonite), you'll need it .. (i was just watching espn gamedays feature on Packers LB R Gary jn) man, what we could do with that cat! for the other franchise owners, 2nd install (of wk 3) early am tomo

[Will0120]

hah! i saw that.. i should have been there!!! g-luck this wknd (& tonite), you'll need it .. (i was just watching espn gamedays feature on Packers LB R Gary jn) man, what we could do with that cat! for the other franchise owners, 2nd install (of wk 3) early am tomo

Good thing you don't have an editor on your ass cause you'd be fired for missing multiple deadlines already Joe!

Kidding aside, I like reading the saltiness of the recaps, it's all in good fun. Get that second part of the week 3 out haha...!

[Joe Pendleton]

copy that Chief! Joe is presently getting his ol' tired back rt for the (drum roll please)! 2nd edition forthcoming

[Joe Pendleton]

hola amigos! yep, ol' Joe P is rt fixed up now and sooo.. hot off the press my peeps, the "quintessential" RFFL wk 3 (part 2)

W - Joe P (123) L - Action (96)
Well, sometimes it’s just dum luck.. ActionJack was busy kicking Joe in the teeth, when (wait for it).. da Bills D gets me 32 pts (*not a typo).. Shoulda gone to Vegas rt then!
Action, your WR’s let ya down (Det J Reynolds 0, Ten T Burks ½) pts! WW time dude

W - Altitude (125) L - Kayfabe (102)
My Rockies Bro (whom i hate this week), smacks down Kayfabe with Tua being Tua (31pts), and Indys WR Z Moss (who i also hate this week)! another (21pts). Sheesh, i had Tua last year.. and nada, Dudes going off rn tho!
Kayfabes QB K Cousin puts up 27 pts, and Mr J Jefferson another 23.. should bring ya home rt? Not so fast lol, the rest of your Team took the day off! My condolences, ya just had a down week (like the one imma having).. watching GB’s J Love & A Jones (my guys) “go tortoise” on me last nite (was so gross), that it just sent ol’ Joe to back to his pipe i’m afraid. wtf happened to GB? They were good rt??

W - Will (162) * not a typo L - PA (88)
I’m not sure i’ve seen a 162 in a 14 team league before? anyone?? an RB (R Mostert) with 38??? Good lord commish, it’s high time to go to vegas baby..
PA, no one.. and i do mean no one deserves a beatdown like that. It was inhuman almost. The Great (and powerful) Commish, simply laughed down at your WR T Hills measly 25 pts as a “why it’s only a mere pittance sir” (picture Tiny Tim Cratchett in Scrooge), and ya get the picture. better days ahead my friend.

Have a great weekend y'all.. and "Vaya Los Ramos"!!!

[RedAlice]

I see you @CardinalFan

Dallas plays SF this week. Yay for me.

[CardinalFan]