[AltiTude Ram]

No doubt a good matchup!

I was hoping he threw that TD pass to anyone but Hill. That would've been the difference swinging my way.

Like the Rams, my team will get better and be a tough playoff out!

[PARAM]

AM Tuesday Post Weekend "Dissertation"

Well? Isn't it Wednesday?

[Joe Pendleton]

hah yes! Joe P threw his ol' fireman/lifeguard back out again yesterday (lol).. a lil' smoke and a couple mo hrs my peeps!

[Joe Pendleton]

hola! nice & toasty now, feelin' much better

.. and here my friends, is the "first install" of wk 2 (with all it's nonsense) .. 2nd install to follow (after some inhouse rehab for my ol' back) "whewww"..

W - Will 165 L - Professor 133
Holy cow! Talk about a clash of Titans, sheesh that’s what? A total of just under three hundy?? Ya really put the hurt on the Prof, Commish.. pay back will be hell (lol)
Professor, losing with a 133 just ain’t right my friend. I’d be licking my chops at week 3’s opponent (yes, i fear your roster)! Sorry @ Gareth!

W - KayFabe 112 L - ActionJack 95
Well Kay, our ol’ QB Goff has been doing quite ok.. hasn’t he? (i’m secretly glad, always liked the Kid:), and that Bijan RB dude is a horse! Nice draft guy!
Action, i don’t get how Mahomey only got ya 20 pts? I thought he played really well! But my brother, any team associated with “dweebo” is going to feel Joe P’s heat (if you catch my drift:).. Jk!

W - Xheryk 114 L - Elvis 79
Xheryk goes 2-0 for season with Josh Allen finding his game, and of course CMC and his 20 pts (like every week)! But, c’mon bro.. It cannot feel good trotting out SF’s Defense? Repeat after me “we hate the effen’ niners”.. like everyone, please
Idk what to say Mod, apparently ya have a reluctance to use our WW (ummm, that’s the waiver wire)? Trust me.. it’s free! Heck, i use the darn thing every day:).. You need WR’s Chief (like, really bad ok?)

W - Red 107 L - Gareth 93
Well Red, your 2 stud WR’s (Chase, Jeudy) went to sleep.. “No problem brah, you on hawaii time now.. you got Puka who gettum’ 18 shaka”! (Cannot wait to see the Puka/Kupp combo, when it rolls out)!!!
Gareth, tough loss with the 93.. Bro I want to play you next (no seriously), ya got Cats not suiting up! (jk:).. Two words my brother.. “Waiver wire”.. Otherwise, it’s off to the proverbial cellar you go:)

[Hacksaw]

Stoners rule!!!

[RedAlice]

W - Red 107 L - Gareth 93
Well Red, your 2 stud WR’s (Chase, Jeudy) went to sleep.. “No problem brah, you on hawaii time now.. you got Puka who gettum’ 18 shaka”! (Cannot wait to see the Puka/Kupp combo, when it rolls out)!!!
Gareth, tough loss with the 93.. Bro I want to play you next (no seriously), ya got Cats not suiting up! (jk:).. Two words my brother.. “Waiver wire”.. Otherwise, it’s off to the proverbial cellar you go:)

And Ford got 22 on my bench. I didn’t pick him up after Chubb got hurt. I drafted him.

I winning this league. Ignore me as you wish.

[Joe Pendleton]

.. the second install! (ik y'all were getting anxious), and i'm kinda feel some "saltiness" today (jk).. everyone have a great wknd, and Go Rams!!!

W - PA (95) L - Altitude (90)
Wow! Gentlemen, quite the finish i see.. Let me get this right, PA wins by less than a TD over Alt. So, if Tua gets more than just 1 TD (umm like score more than 9 pts)? Altitude wins. It’s messed up! Alt you need a better QB (like last week) oh wait, your benched QB scored just 4?? Dude, all together now (two words).. “Waiver Wire”. So PA, you really going to start Burrow monday night? (we are all so curious)!

W - Cardinal (94) L Joe P (62) .. *not a typo
How’s that saying.. “On any given Sunday”? Well then, Lord have mercy on Joe P (a devout Christian)! Or how about “from Hero to Zero”?? That actually fits better, after being completely annihilated by the Cardinal. And yes, you should “gift me” your Defense (Dallas 15pts), after your thoroughly enjoyable Sunday (i’m sure of this) Sheesh, as y’all can see Joe P lives on the ol’ WW now.. Sad Joe, just sad

W - Flash (86) L - Indrid (67).. Or battle out of “the cellar dwellers”
Writing this actually made me feel better. So, weirdly 4 of the top WR’s Brown, Ridley (flash) and Thomas, Dotson (indrid).. Scored a total of 12 pts? This will never happen again in our lifetimes. Looking at both your rosters.. “i see dead people” Get to work you two, and remember the WW is free ..

[PARAM]

My ass got beat so bad this week, I'm considering suing Will for assault and battery.

[Joe Pendleton]

hahahaha

[PARAM]

And to make matters worse I lose my #2 WR for the season. This is gonna be a loooooong fantasy season.