[Joe Pendleton]

was crazy rt? my guy Dobbins goes down 2nd quarter for season.. then ARod in the first series.. (both solid dudes).. just heartbroken:(

[Will0120]

Crazy week, 3 of us won with around 75 points...

I'll take a win however I can get it...

[Joe Pendleton]

* "ATTENC'ION" all League Owners.. after my self-imposed "writers exile" last year.. it is "high time" Joe P (with the Commish' approval, of course), brings back the "sometimes scandalous" (but, rarely dreaded:) AM Tuesday Post Weekend "Dissertation".. if you DO NOT want to be a part of my little weekly rag, no problemo! lmk here (or, ya can even PM me)! Otherwise, imma assuming everyone is cool.. (week one is am tomo)!

[Hacksaw]

Fantasy specific @Joe Pendleton ?

[Joe Pendleton]

yes @Mod.. Sir!

[Joe Pendleton]

.. alrighty then, no one opted out! and away we go with THE RFFL "POST INCIDENT" CRITIQUE

welcome back all franchise owners, Joe P had a nice "walkabout"now it's time for the good, bad and ugly
*DISCLOSURE - this is all meant to be fun, not to offend!

WEEK 1 - imma gonna go worst to first here, then flip the order nxt wk

W - Elvis (74) L - Gareth (51)
ok Mod (Elvis) well done! ya just won w/o your Kicker (Giants shut out).. and yet, can you really "feel good" about playing "handing off" (no pun intended) with QB D Watson?
Gareth, your team scored a total of one TD? and your WR1 T Higgins lays ya a goose egg?? is time to hit the WW (waiver wire) my friend

W - Will (75) L - Red (67)
what's with all the wknd wins with a 75? sheesh! well, you do have the greatest FG Kicker of all time (The Tuck)! g luck nxt week Commish (you're gonna need it)
well Red, that was a rough start for ya.. J Hurts & J Chase were (both) weirdly pedestrian last week.. i'm thinking there will be better days ahead, and you have to love that Philly D

W - Xheryk (74) L - Indrid (68)
so, Xheryks top 2 WR (T Lockett * G Davs) get you a total of 4 pts.. and your TE lays a goose egg.. and, you still won? .. "puff" i want some of whatever ya smokin' brother.. oh wait, RB C Mcaf got you 26? nuff said
Indrid, i feel your pain pal.. RB T Pollard goes off for 20, and then QB L Jackson gets you only 3? he scored, wait for it.. zero TD's (pls note * This will never happen again, in NFL history)!


W - Altitude (96) L - Action (71)
what is with your Kicker J Eliott (PHI), my Rockies friend? count 'em (2) 50's (2) 40's & a 30? sheesh! and TuTu gotcha 13? nice
Actionjack got no help from your WR's (i love it, when Dweebo underperforms tho) .. is high time to hit the ol' WR WW dude.. with Mahomey, you're going to always have a chance!

W - Professor (107) L - PARAM (85)
dang Prof, your 2 Chargers (Ekeler, Allen) netted you 32 pts.. not a bad start (for a prior RFFL Champ rt)? imma also thinking your QB A Richardson, wins Offensive MVP Rookie this year!
well PA, idk what to say bro.. T (thrill) Hill puts up a 40, and you lose? lol, that is harsh.. wait, what? J Burrow manages a miniscule 1.5 pts.. * pls note (that this can never happen again)sheesh!

W - Joe P (123) L - Flash (88)
well, Joe got a win.. but, lost his lead back JK Dobbins for the season and repeat after me y'all "there are no starting RB's on the WW Joe".. lmfao
Flash, fyi i was actually afraid of your roster (stacked).. you just had a quiet wknd, i really like D Jones at QB tho, i can't believe the Giants will be that bad.. or yikes, are the Cowboys that good? so gross

W - Kayfabe (93) L - CardinalFan (87)
Kayfabe, is always nice to manage a win when one of your guys gets a zero (TE Okonkwo).. but dude, how did you pull both J Jefferson & C Olave in the draft? serious skills bro
tough loss Cardinal, i'm not sure i've seen a Defense post a 34 before! anyone? just crazy.. and, then to have it hurt your QB (Prescott).. well, that's just wrong!

- have a grt wknd y'all.. go Rams (and f **k deh effen'niners) "puff" - Joe P

[PARAM]

I haven't played fantasy football (or baseball) in a while. IIRC, you got to give it a couple of weeks before you hit the panic button. I was in need of running backs with Kamara suspended for 3 weeks, so I panicked. Grabbed Chase Edmonds (2 carries last week) and Joshua Kelley (I am betting on Ekeler spending time in the trainers room). But D'Andre Swift got 1 carry last week. This week? 175 yards might have just earned him another start (I'm hoping). I'm also betting OBJ's knee holds up (I know, big risk) and Kendrick Bourne being Mac Jones only WR weapon!! Forgot how much I enjoy this.

[RedAlice]

I’m still gonna win, even if I’m ignored.

[Joe Pendleton]

.. you're in der Red, you lost to da Commish rt? (it would be awful to forget someone:)!

[PARAM]

@AltiTude Ram ....close matchup....in the end, Tua vs Tyreek.