[Haden]

Hey, sportsfans....

so how come Bonamego couldn't figure out what Haden already posted here over a week ago, huh???!!!

I nominate Haden as our new ST Coach!!!

Just send me the paycheck!!!!!!!!

[PARAM]

I knew Forbath had been around the block a few times but not being a Ram....and just being a kicker......I really didn't care what his record happened to be. Then I googled him and this is what I found on Wikipedia. Pretty impressive.

Dallas Cowboys
Although he was projected as the second-best kicker in the 2011 NFL Draft, Forbath was not selected in the Draft. Alex Henery ended up being the only kicker selected in the draft that year. On August 2, Forbath was signed by the Dallas Cowboys as an undrafted free agent, but because he had a pre-existing quad injury that did not allow him to practice and that would take a lengthy time to heal, he was immediately placed on the active non-football injury list. At the time, the Cowboys had an open competition for the placekicker job and were covering themselves in case a player did not emerge from the four kickers they had in training camp at one time.

On August 30, he was placed on the Non-Football Injury list, so he would not count towards the first 80-player cut and later towards the 53-player limit.[4] The performance of fellow rookie Dan Bailey made the Cowboys decide to keep Forbath on the NFI list during all of the regular season.[5]

On April 16, 2012, Forbath was waived by the Cowboys, having never participated in a practice with the team.[6]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers claimed Forbath off waivers on April 17, 2012. During the preseason, Forbath made all five field goal attempts, including a successful 55-yard kick.[7]

Washington Football Team
The Washington Football Team signed Forbath on October 9, 2012, replacing Billy Cundiff.[8][9][10] Forbath made his NFL and Washington debut knocking through a 50-yard attempt as his first career NFL field goal in the home game against the Minnesota Vikings in Week 6 on October 14, 2012.[11] His performance was essential in Washington's victory over the Baltimore Ravens in Week 14, where he recorded 48-yard and 49-yard field goals and then converted a game-winning 34-yard field goal in overtime.[12]

On December 23, 2012, in Week 16, Forbath set the NFL record for consecutive field goals to begin a career with 17 in a row, beating Garrett Hartley, who previously held the record at 16.[13][14] The football was sent to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.[15]

On October 19, 2014, in Week 7, Forbath scored the game-winning field goal in the 19–17 win over the Tennessee Titans.[16][17] He then was named NFC Special Teams Player of the Week after scoring the overtime winning field goal against the Dallas Cowboys the following week.[18] He would once again score the game-winning field goal in the 27–24 Week 16 win over the Philadelphia Eagles.[19]

Washington offered Forbath a $1,542,000 right of first refusal tender on March 8, 2015,[20] which he signed on April 15, 2015.[21] Forbath was released by the team on September 14, 2015.[22]

Forbath finished his career with Washington as the second-most accurate kicker in team history, converting 87.0 percent of his field goal attempts (60-of-69). His mark of 60 field goals and 91 extra points rank fifth in franchise history.[23]

New Orleans Saints
The New Orleans Saints signed Forbath on October 19, 2015, to replace a struggling Zach Hocker, who was released by the team.[24]

Forbath played in first career game as a member of the Saints in Week 7 against the Indianapolis Colts on October 25, 2015, converting on three-of-four extra point attempts in the 27–21 victory.[25] On November 1, in Week 8, Forbath ended a record-breaking 52–49 shootout against the New York Giants at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome with a 50-yard field goal as time expired. On November 29, in Week 12, Forbath kicked a career-long 57-yard field goal against the Houston Texans, which is the third-longest in team history.[26] On January 3, 2016, Forbath kicked a 30-yard game-winning field goal in the regular season finale in Week 17 against the Atlanta Falcons as time expired, his sixth career game-winner.[27]

On March 10, 2016, the Saints re-signed Forbath.[28] Throughout the team's 2016 preseason, Forbath competed with Connor Barth, and the Saints ultimately kept Forbath while cutting Barth. However, a few days later, on September 6, the Saints also released Forbath in favor of an undrafted rookie kicker, Wil Lutz, who had gone through training camp with the Baltimore Ravens.[29]

Minnesota Vikings
On November 16, 2016, the Minnesota Vikings signed Forbath to a one-year, $760,000 contract after releasing incumbent kicker Blair Walsh. In Forbath's first game with the Vikings, in Week 11, he converted one field goal and three extra points against the Arizona Cardinals.[30] On December 11, he kicked a season-high four field goals against the Jacksonville Jaguars.[31] He finished his first season with the Vikings going 15-15 on field goals and 11-14 on extra point attempts.

On October 9, 2017, Forbath kicked two field goals, including the game-winner against the Chicago Bears.[32] In Week 7 of the 2017 season, Forbath converted six field goals, including a 52-yarder, in a 24–16 win over the Ravens, earning him NFC Special Teams Player of the Week.[33] He is one of three Vikings' kickers to kick six field goals in a game; the last time this happened was in 1998 (Gary Anderson).[34] On October 29, Forbath kicked four field goals against the Cleveland Browns.[35] On January 14, 2018, Forbath kicked three field goals against the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Divisional Round.[36]

On March 20, 2018, Forbath re-signed with the Vikings.[37] However, the team traded up to draft Auburn kicker Daniel Carlson the next month.[38] On August 20, 2018, Forbath was released by the Vikings after losing the starting job to the rookie Carlson.[39]

Jacksonville Jaguars
On December 14, 2018, Forbath was signed by the Jacksonville Jaguars as insurance for the injured Josh Lambo.[40] He was released on February 19, 2019 after playing three games for the Jaguars, making four out of his five field goal attempts.[41]

New England Patriots
On November 29, 2019, the New England Patriots signed Forbath after the team released Nick Folk, who had undergone an emergency appendectomy.[42] Forbath became the fourth placekicker on the Patriots' active roster in the 2019 season, after longtime kicker Stephen Gostkowski was placed on injured reserve after Week 4, original replacement Mike Nugent was released after four games, and Folk. He made his Patriots debut on December 1, 2019 in a Week 13 matchup against the Houston Texans handling only field goals and extra points (punter Jake Bailey handled kick-off duties) and went 1-for-2 on extra points and made a 23-yard field goal in a 28–22 loss. The Patriots waived Forbath the day after the game.[43]

Dallas Cowboys (second stint)
On December 9, 2019, Forbath was signed by the Dallas Cowboys after the team released Brett Maher.[44] He helped to stabilize the placekicker position and didn't miss a kick for the rest of the season, making 10-of-10 field goals and 10-of-10 extra points.

On March 24, 2020, Forbath re-signed with the Cowboys.[45] He was released on August 1, 2020, without having a chance to compete for the kicking job against Greg Zuerlein.[46]

Carolina Panthers
On September 19, 2020, Forbath was signed to the Carolina Panthers practice squad,[47] and was released on September 21, 2020.[48] He was re-signed to the practice squad on September 25 and released again on September 28.[49][50]

Chicago Bears
On October 9, 2020, Forbath was signed to the Chicago Bears practice squad.[51]

Los Angeles Rams
On October 20, 2020, Forbath was signed by the Los Angeles Rams off the Bears practice squad.

[Haden]

I feel a lot better having Forbath rather than Sloman. Imagine needing a 48 yarder to send you to the Super Bowl and having to trot out Sloman......................Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AvengerRam]

Hey, sportsfans....

so how come Bonamego couldn't figure out what Haden already posted here over a week ago, huh???!!!

I nominate Haden as our new ST Coach!!!

Its nice of you to pat Haden.












(See what I did there? )

[CanuckRightWinger]

Very punny fost from our lawyer friend in Florida!

Hey Avenger....
I heard that in the whole world of jokes...
...that there exist only 2 Lawyer Jokes!

All the rest are true stories!!!!

[AvengerRam]

Very punny fost from our lawyer friend in Florida!

Hey Avenger....
I heard that in the whole world of jokes...
...that there exist only 2 Lawyer Jokes!

All the rest are true stories!!!!

So this lawyer dies and reaches the Pearly Gates where he is met by Saint Peter.

"Am I dead?" the lawyer asks.

"Yes, my son" replies Saint Peter.

"How did I die?"

Saint Peter unfurls a large scroll and answers "old age."

"Old age!" the lawyer exclaims, "I'm only 35!"

"Well... based upon your billable hours, we calculated your age at 97."

[CanuckRightWinger]

Hey Avenger.....so in your joke, the lawyer actually makes it to Heaven???!!! NOW, that IS funny!!!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THE ALABASTER JOKE

God is walking around Heaven, doing an informal inspection.

God gets to the Pearly Gates and says to St. Peter:
Hey, look at how the alabaster has faded on our Pearly Gates, Peter!! That's disgraceful! It's the first thing our new Arrivals see when they get here, so we simply cannot have that!
Who was the contractor who did that paint job???

St. Peter quickly checks the Heavenly Archives and tells God:
That was Satan's Demons Painting Company who were awarded that Contract, Lord.

God gets Satan on the phone and says:
Hey Satan, you need to get a crew up here right away to repaint this alabaster on the Pearly Gates. It's all faded! Get a crew up here immediately!

Satan replies: We did the job. You paid us. If you want us to re-paint it, it will cost you double......after all, we did that paint job 3 centuries ago.

God says: I don't care if it was 20 centuries ago! You will repaint it for free, because you guaranteed the work! I have the paperwork right here!

Satan: Screw you God! We ain't repainting anything for free!!! Get real!!!

God: You will repaint this job with the best alabaster you can find....and you will do it for NO CHARGE!!!

Satan: Your wasting your breath God. We ain't repainting!!

God: You will repaint the Pearly Gates job for free......or I will get a lawyer and sue you!!!

Satan: (laughing hysterically) .....and where the fook are YOU gonna find a lawyer???!!!

[PARAM]

A lawyer dealing with a hostile witness sarcastically said, "you seem extremely intelligent for a man in your position" and the witness replied, "I'd return the compliment if I weren't under oath".

[Will0120]

I feel a lot better having Forbath rather than Sloman. Imagine needing a 48 yarder to send you to the Super Bowl and having to trot out Sloman......................Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minnesota Vikings have entered the stage...

[ramsman34]

Minnesota Vikings have entered the stage...

After listening to his presser I feel a lot more comfortable with him kicking in pressure situations than I did with the slow man. Kai seems calm and steady. Good qualities to have in a kicker. Not all that concerned about kick off depth, TBH.