[Joe Pendleton]

well that was a weird week (lol).. still processing all the drama.. giving my peds (pedals) the day off.. so i can fully digress (love this sh** people)!!! on to week 9..

W - Flash (142)
wait, what? 142?? that's crazy man, ya in the stratosphere with that haul.. Lamar gotcha 32, and J Taylor got you 35? dude, keep riding the train
L - Altitude Rams (89)
sorry bro, was a beatdown for ya.. J Landry got you 1 frickin' point? i'd fire his a**, and hit the WW.. yes, today!

W - Gareth (122)
N Chubb got you 29? and your Bellicheat D gotcha 20?? that my friend, is how you do it..
L - Max (65)
Max, i'm sorry.. but G love "and special sauce" (for you Jack Johnson Fans) is not going to take you to the promised land.. it's not too late Max, but ya need to hit the WW repeatedly ok

W - Joe P (97)
you know what, i was messed up this week (Henry Ruggs story).. i actually cried for the Kid.. i mean, his life is basically over.. man, play Bob Marley's "redemption song" for me
L - Red Alice (51)
Red, i'm sorry.. anytime your D (my D) gets ya 19 pts, your prob going to lose (sadly).. i'm still pulling for ya tho

W - CardinalFan (92)
wait, C Wentz got you 24? never saw that happening! two words.. Vegas Baby
L - Xheryk (79)
your RB (J Conner) gotcha 35, and you lost? i don't know what's up with Mahomey, cat's in a "pitchers slump" rn.. stay the course bro

W - Will (87)
nice win Commish.. your TE got you 16 pts? that's good living rt there! and yes, it's gone from beer to Scotch (aged please), for Joe P giving ya Justin Jefferson (14 pts).. again
L - AvengerRam - (44)
bro, a 44? idk what ta say, words fail me.. how about MS cannot do any worse? i believe he bounces back HUGE against the effen' niners

W - Professor (82)
J Mixon (23 pts), saved the day for ya.. welcome to 8 and 1 dude
L - Indrid Cold (75)
well, you gave the "mighty professor" a run with Jimmy G (yes, he dates porn stars), and RB D Freeman (love that kid)!.. but, sadly in the end it did not matter.. onto week 10 my friend

W - Kayfabe (77)
wait.. your QB (J Burrow) got you 1 pt, and you won? how is this possible.. idk what to say
L - Elvis (75)
well Mod, 20 more yds (and a cloud of dust) and you win.. i was really pulling for the Kid (Najee Harris) after reading his espn story.. as they say in Hawaii "you gettum next time brah"

Joe P is out.. have a great week Y'all

[Will0120]

Get ready to go down in a blaze of glory this week @Joe Pendleton!

[Joe Pendleton]

lol dude

[AltiTude Ram]

L - Altitude Rams (89)
sorry bro, was a beatdown for ya.. J Landry got you 1 frickin' point? i'd fire his a**, and hit the WW.. yes, today!

I went looking and found Mike Evans on my bench. Problem fixed.

[Elvis]

Not only did i lose by less than 2 points, i cut D'Ernest Johnson only to see all the other Browns RBs are out this week...

[Joe Pendleton]

lol Mod.. do not quit your day job.. think Samuel Jackson to Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction "we are cool arright?"

[Will0120]

'Tis the week of the "revenge of the bottom feeders".

All three of us, @Elvis, @max, and I, ranked 14th to 12th, are scoring or projecting to score over 100 points and beating our opponents.

Here we come playoffs!

[Joe Pendleton]

just got back from my 3 hour bike ride (and yes, can't get last nite out of my head).. Joe P is gonna take some time to process what we all witnessed .. i'll see y'all after the bye.. Peace Out - Joe

[Elvis]

I woulda been happy for Stafford and Henderson to go off and take the L...

[Joe Pendleton]

hey gang, i'm going to go "radio silence" with my weekly op/ed.. it's been super fun hangin' with Y'all.. but, I want Joe P's focus to be laser-sharp on our beloved Ramos, making the damn playoffs! i would love to do the first half of the season next year (if i haven't managed to piss anyone off)! nice win btw Mod, and the Commish last week!! you guys gave me a beating lol.. LETSSS GOOOOOOO RAMS!!!