[Joe Pendleton]

nice FA pickup of Goedert Mod (i tried to swoop him lol) @Elvis Jalen loves feeding his TE's

[Elvis]

I got a little lucky on that with the Ertz trade. We'll see if it pays off.

I was surprised to see Van Jefferson available. We are a league of Rams fans after all...

[Joe Pendleton]

and now onto week 7's winners & losers.. and at last, no undefeated teams! yes, ya can all thank Joe P for taking down the mighty "Professor".. but first, i must digress

W - Altitude Rams (132)?
wait, what are ya doing in 8th place (with top score of the week).. nice win man, all your guys were solid.. can I have Dalvin Cook pls, like that cat..
L - Elvis (99)
well Mod, was a good effort.. just not enuf for Altitude Ram (dude is on a roll).. who is D. Brown (Cle)? cat gotcha 25?? i'm totally down for a trade.. PM me, let's chat

W - Flash (116)
so ol' Zach Ertz got you 13? wtf he was my guy, and then he wasn't.. bad move Joe, just bad
L - Max (75)
max, idk what to say.. i advise you to trade for a competent QB (NOT named Heineken), and you shook me off.. i have no more sympathy, like none.. and hey FYI starting Saquon Barkley is not going to help your chances either (hint.. he's injured) peace brother

W - Joe P (112)
well what have we here? a lil' beat down handed to the Professor.. don't worry prof, i'm sure we will meet again down the road
L - Professor (93)
i actually was cursing Tom Brady's name during the Lions game, he kept showing up on the "OCULUS" throwing TD's pissing me off.. and i really like (no i love) Giselle.. hate him

W - Xheryk - (110)
KUPP!!! (30pts) is the MAN.. if our guy stays healthy, he could take all the WR single season records.. no seriously! and your D (TB) got you 21? i want to smoke what your smoking dude
L - Gareth (82)
anytime you see three (0.)scores fm your team, you're just not going to win.. waiver wire time my friend

W - AvengerRam (110)
MS got you 27 (tg)! he actually missed some throws early that would have put ya in the 30+ column, but hey a wins a win rt? oh, and i'm still waiting for my free beer for "giving" you McLaurin
L - Indrid Cold (103)
wow, K Murray really cooled off (22pts).. i love when our Div QB's suck.. can you make him suck another week pls? yes, we are playing this week.. hope he get's the flu right before game time hahaha

W - CardinalFan (91)
nice tight win! i'm sorry but D Henry is an absolute horse.. reminds me of Kamara.. oh wait, i have kamara
L -Will (85)
i hate losing by 6.. no really, just kick me in the teeth & get it over with.. time to hit the ol' WW (that's waiver wire) repeatedly Commish

W - KayFabe (87)
wait, what? ya started 2 guys on IR & 1 guy on his bye week.. and you won? time to hit vegas dude
L - Red Alice
well Red, i sure hope ya had a grand weekend.. so let me get this straight.. you started 4 guys on their bye week? so, you couldn't make any trades or what?? hell, i would've done it for ya..
c'mon Red (queue the General in "Full Metal Jacket") to Joker Man "why not join the team for the big win"

driving back to SB after the game on deh ganja was sooo fun.. was chatting up my new found Lions Friends in traffic.. life is g my peeps -

[The Professor]

Congrats on the win. I told my wife I might lose after Thursday night. She told me that she wasn't listening to that as I say that every week.

[Joe Pendleton]

and now, week 8 (in all it's glory).. * DISCLAIMER - there will be shade thrown @Indrid Cold at the end of my rant this week.. there, you have been warned but first, i digress (enter sound of lighter to weed)..

W - Elvis (128)!
da Mod is back (with a vengeance).. you got top score this week w Ryan Tannehill? dude, like i've said before.. Vegas baby.. nicely done
L - CardinalFan (90)
wait, A Brown (WR) gotcha 24.. and ya lost? who is that guy?? i love how there's always someone breaking out, making a name for themselves.. good sh** my peeps

W - AltiTude Rams (81)
* (sorry, out of order, but i need to get on my peds "road bike" soon:) A Rodgers brought ya home (love the pic of him w helmet ripped off).. yes, reminded me of Keanau Reeves (John Wick) .. lol bro, welcome to 500!
L - Xheryk (78)
idk what to say.. Mahomey only got ya 10pts? man, didn't see that one coming.. stay the course my friend

W - Professor (108)
welcome to my world my friend, 7 and 1 and rolling w Tom "fricken" Brady nabbing ya 28 pts.. i really hate that dude (yes, Giselle shoulda chose me) but no, Tom beat me (again)
L - Max (66)
earth to Max "YOU CANNOT WIN W A QB NAMED HEINEKEN".. there, i'm just sayin' there's a waiver wire Max (where ya can find a real QB).. go there, like today

W - Kayfabe (101)
your K (N Folk) netted you 14pts? dude, i want your Kicker! i like the Burrow to Boyd thing ya got going on.. Go Bengals!
L - Will (97)
what's w all the close games this wk? sheesh folks (and yes, it will get tighter).. i think ol' Gronk is done my friend.. Commish, i'm thinkin' it's time for da WW (waiver wire)

W - Flash (96)
your WR (D Samuel) got you 20? and your D 13?? that's good living right there
L - Gareth (78)
wait, your Denver D gotcha 17? and ya lost?? hard times my friend.. queue Denzel Washington "what's going on here".. you get the picture

W - Red Alice (76)
wait, you won w a 76? now that is good living.. ya even had a player on a bye week hah!
welcome to 500 Red!
L - AvengerRam (68)
MS (25pts) & Hendo (21) couldn't bring ya home.. time for the ol' WW my friend

W - Joe P (67)
this is what i would tell my Kids is "a teachable moment".. @Indrid Cold dude, ya went after Joe P (because your QB had a shi**y game)? NOT COOL.. your "stoner" comments were insensitive, and lacked intelligence. You have no idea why I smoke Deh Ganja (beat up body after 40 yrs of jumping out of lifeguard towers & fire trucks.. juco football didn't help either lol).. (Hack knows my story).. so yeah i smoke because it heals my body, and brings me some peace & calmness.. here's a lil'clue for ya, weed is legal (here in Cali).. i think it's "high time" for you to walk on down to your local dispensary & get yourself some perspective - Peace Out (mic drop)

L - Indrid Cold (63)

[AvengerRam]

I lost Davante Adams to COVID and Calvin Ridley to "personal reasons" this week.

Not sure how you scout for that!

[Joe Pendleton]

I just got a roster alert that Henry Ruggs has been dropped by like 30k (so far).. man what a tragic end for him (and yes, I doubt we ever see him play in nfl again.. ever)!

[Indrid Cold]

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W - Joe P (67)
this is what i would tell my Kids is "a teachable moment".. @Indrid Cold dude, ya went after Joe P (because your QB had a shi**y game)? NOT COOL.. your "stoner" comments were insensitive, and lacked intelligence. You have no idea why I smoke Deh Ganja (beat up body after 40 yrs of jumping out of lifeguard towers & fire trucks.. juco football didn't help either lol).. (Hack knows my story).. so yeah i smoke because it heals my body, and brings me some peace & calmness.. here's a lil'clue for ya, weed is legal (here in Cali).. i think it's "high time" for you to walk on down to your local dispensary & get yourself some perspective - Peace Out (mic drop)

L - Indrid Cold (63)

The post was in jest, and I deleted it in fear of unintended offense. I like your recaps a lot; has made this season more fun. I like you. I'm sorry you are in pain. I was making a joke, not intending to offend. Shouldn't ever assume anything about what someone is going through, so I apologize for that. I don't have dispensary's in Florida; we're run by a red state idiot (so there's something else to piss people off.) Well done on getting a victory with 67 points. That might be a record. And I'm going to get my ass kicked by The Professor this week, so karma is in full play. But we're playing fantasy football...you want to get into stories about sobriety journey's, family members committing suicide, pain, and tell me I lack intelligence when you don't know shit about me...well, let's just play the fantasy football. The Internet is much for better for that.

[Elvis]

Not to get all Ted Lasso on you guys but it never hurts to give the other poster the benefit of the doubt especially on the internet where it's really hard to read tone...

[Indrid Cold]

Not to get all Ted Lasso on you guys but it never hurts to give the other poster the benefit of the doubt especially on the internet where it's really hard to read tone...

It was my bad for making a stupid post to begin with. I like Joe a lot; great addition to the forum. So Joe, I apologize for my stupid post. And I appreciate the opportunity to play in the RFU fantasy league. Need some fun, and @Will0120 runs a great league. Drama over from me...