[Joe Pendleton]

hahahaha.. woke up for my midnite "jt break", and checked the ol' waiver wire (thinking my guy Sam Howell would take me to the promised land).. but, nooo "take a seat Joe", Flash wins the Kid with a "priority 10".. followed by Elvis "12", the Professor "13" and lowly me at "14" (14 team league), this is why we play

[Elvis]

Who knew Howell was gonna be so popular? I guess it's Minchew mania for me.

Two weeks ago when Watson was ruled out kind of last minute my choices were Howell, Baker or Pickett. I chose Pickett who was by far the worst of the 3...

[Joe Pendleton]

lol ik, nothing (and everything) makes sense now.. and what is it with the RB's? they're like worthless now (i don't even like trading for them), seems like their "shelf life" gets shorter and shorter (bigger, faster humans hitting them)? i get why they're crying foul (re: contracts)

[PARAM]

I keep thinking, "pick up a Kansas City receiver". I've had Valdes-Scantling, Watson and now Toney.....and I think Toney got me the most points.....6.40. When will I learn?

[Joe Pendleton]

we may not learn! like ever.. but, as i watched my guy Butker "kicking ya in the face" ln.. yes, all my stoner friends were over (cept' my ol' pal Hack) .. and they're chanting "Butt-Kerrr" (like, too many times).. i too marvelled at the sheer folly of it all

[AltiTude Ram]

Really missing the Joe P. weekly recaps.

[Joe Pendleton]

hah ok, i'll "bring it on back" for wk 7.. shoot, i went "underground" cause y'all been too busy to comment this year (cept' the Commish & Elvis).. no worries! my Sons water polo team got their faces smashed by ucla today.. so, i had a "bake sale" when i got home.. actually, it all started on the 405 Southbound around lax (pm friday).. you get the picture! just plumes of ganja pouring out car windows .. i love LA

[Will0120]

Fuck you Brett Maher for screwing me out of 11 fantasy points in a super close game and worst of all, cost us a REAL Rams game on top of that!

[Joe Pendleton]

"easy Commish.. easy Man.." Private Joker to Private Leonard (Pile), in "Full Metal Jacket" (the bathroom scene)

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[Joe Pendleton]

and now back.. (by popular demand)! the "quintessential" rffl wk 7 post "diss"-ertation.. enjoy with something fun!

W - Red (133) L - Altitude (75)
Whoa Red, what is with your team this year? Seems like ya the “high score” every week! Oh wait, your TE M Andrews gets 2 TD’s? Has that ever happened to him before?? In his lifetime???
Altitude, you wanted a critique rt? Well how about we start (by NOT starting)! A dude (RB Edwards-Hilaire), with a projected 2 pts (*not a typo).. And wait for it.. He gets you 5 YARDS.. Better keep that day job bro

W - Indrid (123) L - Joe P (100)
Well gee, that was about as much fun as a heart attack. My fun and exciting sunday nfl morning was pretty much shattered by.. What time was it? 10:25am?? (this is when Mr L Jackson decided to just kick Joe P in the face for a 35 by “high noon”).. Yes, i smoked and i smoked.. and played some Cab Calloway “Minnie the Moocher”, and felt sorry for myself. Well done Indrid (and i do mean COLD) brrrr

W - Xheryk (121) L - PARAM (75)
Dude, who’s ya source? Nobody, and i do mean nobody saw Vikings WR J Addison go off for 25 pts, where’d he come from? (no one has EVER heard of him before lol) But wait, your source did..didn’t he? Interesting (jk)
Well PA, idk what to tell ya pardner “Bake” Mayfield (my fav first name btw).. Goes pedestrian on you for a paltry 12 pts, and Mr T Hill gets just 14? (isn’t he spose’ to get like 50 every week)? Wait! Ya got Mr A Kamara also?? Better days ahead my friend