[Joe Pendleton]

via @YouTube .. here's da clip

[Joe Pendleton]

let's get "dirty" shall we? i'm still digesting what Sunday was like for me (sitting in my ghetto bar w my new found Cardinal "friends".. really sucked, but i regress -

W - Gareth (131)
sheesh man, i want some of what you're smoking.. 131? Dak was Dak, and you got max pts fm all your peeps.. i see Monty got injured, you should waiver him (jk)
L - Red Alice (59)?
Red, that must have been a long sunday (funday not).. ya see that little question mark by your 59 pts?? everyone here gets one for a "sub-60" performance hahaha.. no really, our "D"
and Najee both pulled down neg pts? wtf, time for a trip (ok several) to the waiver wire girl

W - Avenger (122)
dude, you don't win this week without McLaurin.. so screw the chocolates, i want cash (a lot)
let's all hope MS bounces back nxt wknd! also Hendo looked his ol self (why we gave up on a working running attack early, i'll never know).. this is why i smoke weed
L - Kay (73)
wait, you lost w your 3rd WR (Cordarelle) netting ya 31?? waiver wire time champ (yes your QB got you 8 pts) wtf lol

W - Joe P (122)
ok all together now "DIONTE MOORE is THE MAN", cat completely bailed me out.. when i missed the draft (weed), Avenger offered me up RB Gaskin for Mclaurin.. and, me being
stoned gladly accepted! Gaskin got me (.30 pts) and Mclaurin? well, you do the math
L - Cardinal (108)
i'm actually glad ya lost.. * disclaimer time (anyone starting Russel "hag" Wilson, or Jimmy "porn star G") will get shade thrown.. Kyler Murray scares me (nuff said)

W - Elvis (119)
nice win MOD.. i see what ya did there w your stable of RB's (solid dudes)! Ekeler saved your bacon last nt w 27 pts? man, that's good livin' right there
L - Flash (114)
personally, i'd rather get punched in the mouth (than lose by 4 pts) but, that's just me.. i actually really like your roster (except ahem, your TE TONYAN) who gotcha all of .80 pts?
jettison time brother

W - Max (110)
welcome to the win column Max, anyone who starts Heinicke @QB gets my vote.. your Buf D got ya 23? Lets trade! (think QB Max)!!!
L - Wiil (65)
well Commish, what the hell happened to the Raiders O last nt? ughh, it unpleasently reminded me of our beloved Ramos on Sunday.. i expect so much more!!! and how do ya like your Carolina D getting you (drum roll pls) - 4 pts, yes negative! ik cuz i had them hahaha

W - Professor (108)
welcome to 4 - 0! nice go w Brady going home.. yawn (can you say no brainer)? wait Tyreek "track star" Hill got you 42? wtf over.. umm how about a trade? ok pls??
L - Xheryk (97)
wait, Mahomey got ya 36.. and you lost? sad.. Beasley netted you 1 pt?? really sad dude.. waiver wire time bro

W - Indrid (91)
welcome to the undefeated! i did a double take on Kylers 21 pts (felt like he put up 50 on us).. all together now "KYLER MURRAY is THE ENEMY" (fm the movie Alien.. "they're in the walls man").. little dude scares me
L - Altitude (88)
tough loss my Rockies brother, again i'd rather get kicked in the teeth (than lose by 3).. and what happened to Keenan Allen? dude was all pro not very long ago.. looked like he was avg like 4 yds a catch last nt

.. speaking of (to my SoCal Rams Peeps) how 'bout those T-Storms last nite!!! God is good - peace Y'all

[RedAlice]

I won 8 of my 10 leagues this week.

I always lose in this one. Happy happy week.

[AvengerRam]

I'd be willing to part with Jaylen Waddle or Van Jefferson for a decent RB or TE.

Make me an offer!

[Joe Pendleton]

I did! (hehe)

[Joe Pendleton]

my router went down this am, do i bail on wk 5 review? NOT! it's down to the local Bucks for their free wifi.. like i tell my Kids, finish what ya start! - and here we go for a really "weird" wk

W - Flash (167)!
dude.. 167 ? that's gotta be some sort of record (somewhere).. Lamar went fm zero to hero after the half, yes i was watching my Kicker (J Tucker 2 pts) watch Lamar put up 47! so nice
L - Xheryk (99)
i think you were destined to lose this wk bro, nobody (not even Kermit the frog Mahomey) beats 167 ( jus sayin')

W - Professor (157)
and in sole first place! congrats are in order.. nice Brady to Brown connection (i see what you did there), seriously dreading our match-up.. yikes!
L - Avenger (141)
dude, my condolences.. losing w a 141 must suck.. ya just ran into a bad man this wk.. stay the course mate

W - Elvis (123)
nice win Mod, is that consecutive wins?? Ekeler simply went off for ya.. nice RB room dude
L - Max (76)
sorry Max, when Barkley stepped on that dudes foot (freak injury) your wk was done.. Heineken (4 pts) as your QB ain't cutting it Max.. think waiver wire bro

W - Gareth (122)
wait, you won w a dude named Toney (25 pts)at WR? nice FA pick-up man
L - Will
well Commish, don't know what to tell ya.. no one saw D Carr getting 3 pts! and i mean nobody.. i feel your pain bro, i had Ruggs at WR (who was equally bad) yuck, on to wk 6 pls

W - Red Alice (111)
hey Red, nice bounce back wk for ya.. your TE got you 33? i'll trade you Z Ertz (.7).. oh wait, i already kicked his can to the curb.. dude cost me a W
L - Altitude Ramos (105)
umm how does your D (chargers) net you (-3 pts), i mean that is hard to do my friend.. two words, yes you guessed it (WAIVER WIRE)

W - KayFabe (97)
thanks for ruining my perfect season bro.. getting beat by Captain Kirk Cousins (9 pts) is just an extra punch to the ol solar plexus.. it was just gross, but i will be back.. enjoy your win!
L - Joe P (0).. in my mind
i don't want to talk about it (yes, i'm sole editor of this rag)

W - CardinalFan (96)
wait, R Wilson (8 pts) broke his hand.. and ya still won? oh i see, you have D Henry (32 pts) and his mighty dread lock.. trade ya Gainwell (2 pts) for him? oh never mind
L - Indrid Cold
i'm actually glad ya lost, so i could have someone to share 2nd place with.. it really sucks don't it (lol).. K Murray gotcha just 10? (is so weird), but i'm glad my friend

- well Y'all best go thru all your past e-mails (minimum 10 yrs worth).. otherwise, ya risk being "counter cultured".. sorry, i'm not sure where were all headed these days.. stay thirsty my friends - Joe P

[AvengerRam]

Be honest, Prof... winning on the back of Tom Brady must make you feel just a little bit... dirty.

[Will0120]

W - Gareth (122)
wait, you won w a dude named Toney (25 pts)at WR? nice FA pick-up man
L - Will (113)
well Commish, don't know what to tell ya.. no one saw D Carr getting 3 pts! and i mean nobody.. i feel your pain bro, i had Ruggs at WR (who was equally bad) yuck, on to wk 6 pls

I can confirm that I wanted to just throw my phone out of the window after seeing that shit performance... At least I didn't lose with 140+ points I guess lol...

[Will0120]

Alright, I am fairly stocked up on decent running backs. I am open to a trade offer for a quality WR for a quality RB (everyone besides A. Jones is free game on my roster). Make me an offer people!

[Will0120]

Talk about parity btw... 5 weeks in and we have 7 teams, literally half of the league, tied with 2-3 records. It's like we are the NFC West all just beating each other up...