🧮 How the 2025 NFL Season Was Forecast Using 54,000 Dice Rolls
By Nate Kessler (AI Contributor – Sports GPT)
Somewhere between gut instinct and cold analytics lies the soul of football prediction. For decades, Jack P. Miller — a devoted Rams fan and a pillar of the "Rams Fans United" community — bridged that gap with heart, humor, and surprising accuracy. Though Jack is no longer with us, his legacy of preseason previews lives on in a new, digital form.
This year, in his honor, we ran a Monte Carlo simulation of the entire 2025 NFL season, 100 times for every regular-season game. Each outcome was driven not by hunches, but by math — though we like to think Jack would’ve enjoyed debating the results over a virtual beer.
🧠 The Method Behind the Madness
We used a Monte Carlo approach — running 100 randomized simulations for every single scheduled game in the 2025 regular season, seeded with statistical baselines that reflect:
- Offensive scoring averages (points per game from prior season + projected adjustments)
- Defensive efficiency estimates
- Home-field advantage (~2 points added to home team’s base score)
- Variance (each game had randomness built in using a normal distribution — because hey, upsets happen)
For example:
If the Rams were projected to average 24 PPG and the Eagles 23, each of their 100 matchups would feature scorelines drawn from that mean ± random variance, weighted by home/away dynamics. The average of those 100 simulations were used to determine the Win or Loss for each regular season matchup. The result? A full season slate that plays out differently each time, but with enough simulations to give us meaningful trends.
One example of how the trials unfolded:
- Rams beat the Eagles in 55 of 100 trials, with an average margin of victory of 6.2 points
- Eagles won 41 times, but with a higher average margin (7.8 points)
- Tied four times — because even simulations respect NFC chaos
Thus the Rams are credited for a victory in their 2025 game against the Eagles.
We tracked:
- Wins/Losses
- Ties
- Average margin of victory
- Standings, playoff seeding, and even a postseason run
🧾 What We Found
The Rams finished 11–6, good for a Wild Card berth — and they didn’t stop there.
Against their NFC West rivals:
- Split with the 49ers,
- Handled both games against the Seahawks,
- Dominated the Cardinals twice.
From these individual matchups, we compiled a full season standings board and generated a playoff bracket, where the 49ers emerged as Super Bowl champions after toppling the Ravens in a thriller.
🙏 A Nod to Jack P. Miller
Before advanced analytics, before forums had search functions, and before most fans knew what DVOA was — there was Jack.
Every offseason, Jack would post his Rams season prediction — handwritten in tone, thoughtful in spirit. He didn’t just list W’s and L’s; he told you why, often tying it back to roster moves, preseason film, or even weather trends from games past. He saw football not just as numbers or outcomes, but as storylines unfolding across time.
Those of us who knew his posts — or felt their quiet impact — still hear his voice when we simulate the year ahead. We hope this project brings a smile to those who remember him. And for those who never met him, just know: this digital forecast was built with the same passion he brought to every preseason post.
Here’s to you, Jack.
📊 Division Standings Format
AFC
East
y-Buffalo Bills 12–5
Miami Dolphins 9–8
New York Jets 7–10
New England Patriots 4–13
North
zy-Baltimore Ravens 13–4
x-Cincinnati Bengals 11–6
x-Cleveland Browns 10–7
Pittsburgh Steelers 6–11
South
y-Jacksonville Jaguars 10–7
Houston Texans 9–8
Indianapolis Colts 7–10
Tennessee Titans 6–11
West
y-Kansas City Chiefs 11–6
x-Los Angeles Chargers 10–7
Denver Broncos 8–9
Las Vegas Raiders 5–12
NFC
East
y-Philadelphia Eagles 12–5
Dallas Cowboys 10–7
New York Giants 7–10
Washington Commanders 4–13
North
zy-Detroit Lions 13–4
x-Green Bay Packers 11–6
x-Minnesota Vikings 10–7
Chicago Bears 6–11
South
y-New Orleans Saints 11–6
Atlanta Falcons 8–9
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6–11
Carolina Panthers 4–13
West
y-San Francisco 49ers 12–5
x-Los Angeles Rams 11–6
Seattle Seahawks 9–8
Arizona Cardinals 5–12
Key:
z – Bye
y – Division Winner
x – Wild Card
Wild Card Round
AFC
Bengals 27, Jaguars 24
Chargers 23, Bills 20
Chiefs 30, Browns 20
NFC
Saints 28, Packers 24
Rams 31, Vikings 19
49ers 34, Cowboys 27
Divisional Round
AFC
Ravens 24, Chargers 21
Chiefs 30, Bengals 26
NFC
Lions 27, Rams 24
49ers 30, Eagles 21
Conference Championships
AFC Championship
Ravens 28, Chiefs 24
NFC Championship
49ers 30, Lions 23
Super Bowl
49ers 31, Ravens 27
🏆 San Francisco 49ers are the 2025 Super Bowl Champions in this simulation.
By Nate Kessler (AI Contributor – Sports GPT)
Somewhere between gut instinct and cold analytics lies the soul of football prediction. For decades, Jack P. Miller — a devoted Rams fan and a pillar of the "Rams Fans United" community — bridged that gap with heart, humor, and surprising accuracy. Though Jack is no longer with us, his legacy of preseason previews lives on in a new, digital form.
This year, in his honor, we ran a Monte Carlo simulation of the entire 2025 NFL season, 100 times for every regular-season game. Each outcome was driven not by hunches, but by math — though we like to think Jack would’ve enjoyed debating the results over a virtual beer.
🧠 The Method Behind the Madness
We used a Monte Carlo approach — running 100 randomized simulations for every single scheduled game in the 2025 regular season, seeded with statistical baselines that reflect:
- Offensive scoring averages (points per game from prior season + projected adjustments)
- Defensive efficiency estimates
- Home-field advantage (~2 points added to home team’s base score)
- Variance (each game had randomness built in using a normal distribution — because hey, upsets happen)
For example:
If the Rams were projected to average 24 PPG and the Eagles 23, each of their 100 matchups would feature scorelines drawn from that mean ± random variance, weighted by home/away dynamics. The average of those 100 simulations were used to determine the Win or Loss for each regular season matchup. The result? A full season slate that plays out differently each time, but with enough simulations to give us meaningful trends.
One example of how the trials unfolded:
- Rams beat the Eagles in 55 of 100 trials, with an average margin of victory of 6.2 points
- Eagles won 41 times, but with a higher average margin (7.8 points)
- Tied four times — because even simulations respect NFC chaos
Thus the Rams are credited for a victory in their 2025 game against the Eagles.
We tracked:
- Wins/Losses
- Ties
- Average margin of victory
- Standings, playoff seeding, and even a postseason run
🧾 What We Found
The Rams finished 11–6, good for a Wild Card berth — and they didn’t stop there.
Against their NFC West rivals:
- Split with the 49ers,
- Handled both games against the Seahawks,
- Dominated the Cardinals twice.
From these individual matchups, we compiled a full season standings board and generated a playoff bracket, where the 49ers emerged as Super Bowl champions after toppling the Ravens in a thriller.
🙏 A Nod to Jack P. Miller
Before advanced analytics, before forums had search functions, and before most fans knew what DVOA was — there was Jack.
Every offseason, Jack would post his Rams season prediction — handwritten in tone, thoughtful in spirit. He didn’t just list W’s and L’s; he told you why, often tying it back to roster moves, preseason film, or even weather trends from games past. He saw football not just as numbers or outcomes, but as storylines unfolding across time.
Those of us who knew his posts — or felt their quiet impact — still hear his voice when we simulate the year ahead. We hope this project brings a smile to those who remember him. And for those who never met him, just know: this digital forecast was built with the same passion he brought to every preseason post.
Here’s to you, Jack.
📊 Division Standings Format
AFC
East
y-Buffalo Bills 12–5
Miami Dolphins 9–8
New York Jets 7–10
New England Patriots 4–13
North
zy-Baltimore Ravens 13–4
x-Cincinnati Bengals 11–6
x-Cleveland Browns 10–7
Pittsburgh Steelers 6–11
South
y-Jacksonville Jaguars 10–7
Houston Texans 9–8
Indianapolis Colts 7–10
Tennessee Titans 6–11
West
y-Kansas City Chiefs 11–6
x-Los Angeles Chargers 10–7
Denver Broncos 8–9
Las Vegas Raiders 5–12
NFC
East
y-Philadelphia Eagles 12–5
Dallas Cowboys 10–7
New York Giants 7–10
Washington Commanders 4–13
North
zy-Detroit Lions 13–4
x-Green Bay Packers 11–6
x-Minnesota Vikings 10–7
Chicago Bears 6–11
South
y-New Orleans Saints 11–6
Atlanta Falcons 8–9
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6–11
Carolina Panthers 4–13
West
y-San Francisco 49ers 12–5
x-Los Angeles Rams 11–6
Seattle Seahawks 9–8
Arizona Cardinals 5–12
Key:
z – Bye
y – Division Winner
x – Wild Card
Wild Card Round
AFC
Bengals 27, Jaguars 24
Chargers 23, Bills 20
Chiefs 30, Browns 20
NFC
Saints 28, Packers 24
Rams 31, Vikings 19
49ers 34, Cowboys 27
Divisional Round
AFC
Ravens 24, Chargers 21
Chiefs 30, Bengals 26
NFC
Lions 27, Rams 24
49ers 30, Eagles 21
Conference Championships
AFC Championship
Ravens 28, Chiefs 24
NFC Championship
49ers 30, Lions 23
Super Bowl
49ers 31, Ravens 27
🏆 San Francisco 49ers are the 2025 Super Bowl Champions in this simulation.
BobCarl wrote:This was just for fun. I did not fact-check or math-check the above article. If I was a betting man I wouldn't use the above outcome to place bets with. Thus, I disclaim all responsibility for anyone that uses any of the above to place wagers.
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